Jesus civil war
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If you can’t read it, it says the following:
Student response:
Civil War Hero -
During the Civil War many people influenced because of being such great Heroes. Well only one of these people actually did something. This was a man amongst men it is just a shame that he was killed.
Jesus was probably the main factor why the Divil war was fought the way it was. Not only was Jesus super cool he was really smart. Jesus was born in 1923 about the time of the roaring 20’s (or when you were born Btw did you go to school with him.) Si anyways everyone knew Jesus was something great. When he turned three he mastered the pogo stick everyone knows how hard that damn thing is. Shortly after ge was bored with it so he bought a bike. One day he was out on this nice bike he just spent a lot of money on and some black guy stole it out from underneath him. He ran after him for hours screaming, “nigga stole my bike!” no one did anything at all. This is when he knew it was time for a change. He quickly learned that black people don’t steal scooters. So he asked Marty Melfy could bring him one from the past because those things died along with president Clinton. He got his scooter and rode it from Springfield New York all the way to Olympia Washington, that’s like 5 billion miles that’s e lot even for an airplane. Once he got there he came ip with a plan, this plan seemed crazy, it was called the non-violent protest. He sat around for days until someone just told him he could have the government. He decided that black peoeple needed to stop stealing bikes. Because of this the Civil War broke out. The Civil war was between China and Pakistan. The people fought for about fifty years the war finally ended in 2020 . But only because China was like Jesus we are out of ammo, Jesus simply replied “What do I have to work with?” he only had a banana, 15 seconds later he developed the atom bomb and dropped it on Pakistan and killed a lot of people. The people thought Jesus was moding so they quit and joined a new server. Once the war was over Jesus was hit by a car, and with his last breath he said “warship me!” and died.
As you can see without Jesus the world would be a terrible place. All over the world black people would be stealing your bike. So without him, we all would be helpless.
Teacher response:
There are clear issues with the paper. As one cal tell you seemed to have taken this as a joke. Along with numerous grammatical and structural errors, you failed to prove anything with the presented information. With that I will need to speak with you and arrange a new paper topic.
Six Random Funny Exam Answers:
This is the funninest thing i have ever read, i was seriously crying after reading it thats how hard i was laughing
it is really not that funny …really stupid actually
a a is a dumbfuck
First off the typing for those that can’t read it needs redone, it doesn’t say Divil war in the paper as the typed version does. With this type of joke, where a typo can be part of the joke, proofreading is more important to accurately reflect it and not make it more or less funny than it was to begin with. Also, how could the teacher give this as much as they did?
“NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!”
Hastor should proofread anything and everything on here. Touche Billingsworth, I say touche.
It is very sad that that person actually received points for this…
…..he got a 37? what scoring system does this professor use?
maybe he/she got a good laugh out of it
a nigga tried to steal my chain once because we were alone on the F train, so i jigged him in the ribs. maybe he didn’t realize that i’m hispanic, and that’s what we do.
honestly why would you even waste your time writing a paper like this.
WIN.
“The civil war was between China and Pakistan”
“NO! WHAT?”
I was crying by the end of that, no lie.
dam this is so lame u sad freak. if i were ur teacher that was gonna be less than 10 %. you offending jesus and pakistani people. sad cunt they aint black
This is funnier for the grade than the actual paper.
37%, WTF? Why would this get anything other than a 0?
And why would the teacher actually take the time to mark up the mistakes?
Hahaha.
Gurddd (Y)
nice 1…
This sounds like the ravings of a seriously schizoid individual. I like it! The guy (girl?) should write a book. But I’d keep the matches away from him.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
Jesus hates black ppl!!!!
I’m pretty sure this is a fake. If you look closely at the instructor’s marks, much of it is nonsensical. Most of the “frags” are not fragments at all, for instance.
100 percent for the making me lolololololololololololol
Yup fake. Teach can’t spell “Stereotyping” (Sterotyping)
A little racist dont ya think, but still funny as hell
well, actually this is pretty smart. When you think about it, he is referring to religion, and how it affects every war. Yea it was off topic, but the last sentence “As you can see without Jesus the world would be a terrible place. All over the world black people would be stealing your bike. So without him, we all would be helpless.” ok except for the black people part..
but i guess i am too dumb to figure that one out.
i cant’ believe that the teacher is still bothering to correct mistakes
did you get a 37%!? I applaud you!
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