B is the new C
Today’s funny exam answer comes from college humor.
His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:
Dear Michael,
Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!
May God have mercy on your soul.
Sincerely,
Professor William Turner
P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C
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What? This grade is news to me!
See you next year, Mr. Turner!
If B is the new C what does that make F?
# Kara Says:
December 12th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
If B is the new C what does that make F?
It makes F the new Useless student
My God, this is the same thing I did, BACK IN 5TH GRADE.
But hey, its fun.
Cheers everyone.
If B is the new C then
that makes F the new A
I new I did good on that test
nice SSN up there
The “Professor” probably meant one-fifth, instead of “a quarter” of the answers. I guess he’s not in the math department.
how much thought went to posting the social security number on the internet
Craig,
The Professor probably only gave exams that were either t/f or that had four choices. Think before you criticize.
Just because there is a nine-digit number does not mean that it’s a social security number. Just about every college assigns student id numbers so they can keep track of their students.
Jillie,
No, there were only two possible answers: true and false. It says so very clearly.
Think before you… actually, just think in general.
I’m his arch-nemesis.
Kris,
Jillie said that perhaps the professor probably only gave either t/f exams OR exams with four choices. The OR in this case refers to other possible exams given out by the professor. I suggest you read before you criticize.
How come on question 20 it looks like he filled in A but then erased it and put C.
Dude, the teacher is Orlando Bloom!
On another note: schools used to use SSN’s as student ID#’s, but then the government said “hey you guys, you should knock it off” and so they did, but they kept with the 000-00-0000 format for ID#’s because it was easier.
OMG! What a total moron! The least he could’ve done for himself was to see that all the answers only had 2 answers!
I hope the teacher shares his answer sheet around as a prime example of a lazy student!
Professor William Turner.
Will Turner, from Pirates of the Caribbean.
I don’t believe this is a coincidence.
I think it’s fake.
john, um…
i know of two men in my town with the name william turner.
i’m pretty sure that proves nothing.
oh yeah, and t/f being above the a/b columns is standard on every scantron sheet. it doesn’t necessarily mean that that was the format of the test. unless i missed something that says otherwise.
either way, pretty funny.
yeah, i’m not sure it’s real either. the 101 level course might be a little much but at least it’s not underwater basket weaving. don’t really care - it’s just funny.
i cant belive a teacher would say that to a student b is the new c? dow dume is that
i meant how dume is that, man doing 3 things at once is hard
hey dont joke underwater basket weaving that course is tough man
you god domn mother fuckin retared son of a bitch!!!! at least check the fuckin question
haha i want will turner (pirates of the caribean) to tech me that sexy boy
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