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Turtle time

Posted by chewyshoe On September - 30 - 2007

If you can’t read it, it says the following:

d). How would you verify that the mutants indentified by phenotype in your screen are true loss of function jaw-D mutations?[2 marks]

Answers

Use the radioactive ooze - teenage mutant ninja turtles (picture of a TMNT)

Teacher’s response:

I wish I could give you marks for this! LOVE IT!

Slept with his wife

Posted by chewyshoe On September - 30 - 2007

If you can’t read it, it says the following:

Question: CHECKING IN (Answer on your own and then hand in to the instructor)

The water of the earth’s ocean stores lots of heat. An engineer designed an ocean liner that would extract heat from the ocean’s waters at Th = 10*C (283k). He thought he had a good idea but his boss fired him. Explain.

Answer:

Because he slept with his wife

Teacher response:

Johnathan, oh dear..

Kitty have a what?

Posted by chewyshoe On September - 30 - 2007

If you can’t read it, it says the following:

“I would check to see if it had a vagina”

Elephant in the way

Posted by chewyshoe On September - 30 - 2007

Dotted line

Posted by chewyshoe On September - 30 - 2007

Enjoy!