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Calc proof!

Posted by chewyshoe On September - 30 - 2007

Turtle time

Posted by chewyshoe On September - 30 - 2007

If you can’t read it, it says the following:

d). How would you verify that the mutants indentified by phenotype in your screen are true loss of function jaw-D mutations?[2 marks]

Answers

Use the radioactive ooze - teenage mutant ninja turtles (picture of a TMNT)

Teacher’s response:

I wish I could give you marks for this! LOVE IT!

Suck my dick, fag.

Posted by chewyshoe On September - 30 - 2007

Slept with his wife

Posted by chewyshoe On September - 30 - 2007

If you can’t read it, it says the following:

Question: CHECKING IN (Answer on your own and then hand in to the instructor)

The water of the earth’s ocean stores lots of heat. An engineer designed an ocean liner that would extract heat from the ocean’s waters at Th = 10*C (283k). He thought he had a good idea but his boss fired him. Explain.

Answer:

Because he slept with his wife

Teacher response:

Johnathan, oh dear..

She’s a woman

Posted by chewyshoe On September - 30 - 2007

If you can’t read it, it says the following:

Tracey says: Square root of 2 + square root of 7 is an irrational number etc etc etc etc.

Tracey is wrong, Use an example to show Tracey is wrong.

Answer

She’s a woman